This is the voice of WIF again, and we are now one third of
the way through this initial process, the 30-day hospital stay.
Also, a shout out to Scotland – “Hi Scotland and thank-you!!”
May 5, 2012
Canmancan started the day in an inauspicious way, waking up
on the bathroom floor at 5:30 a.m., his undignified posture due to the fact
that he had fainted on the toilet and fallen off. Not content with that, a few hours later C-man was sitting
on the side of the bed, where someone was waiting to help him to the bathroom,
and fainted again, fortunately falling backwards onto the bed this time. They called a “code blue” (cardiac
arrest) and then cancelled it when they realized he was okayish. Not content with this level of
attention either, C-man fainted yet a third time, while sitting up in his bed
for a chest x-ray. Enough already! Stop being such a diva!
The night had been better because loud-speaking-in-tongues
had been sedated for part of it, so C-man was much more alert today. Fever still up and diarrhea had
started, so we’re in partial isolation, and everyone has to be gowned and
gloved to be in his cubicle. His
blood pressure was way down (hence the fainting) and he was forbidden to get
out of bed. Got both oral and IV
potassium, and two rounds of broad-spectrum antibiotics. The Hickman line is wonderful – all the
inputs and outputs go through that.
When his doctor visited she saw the rash on his face and suspected
Shingles. Oh good, we need that. However, the infectious disease
specialist who visited later thought it was just a heat rash, and not Shingles,
so better news. Blood pressure is
improving.
C-man has been wearing his own clothes and looking quite
beachy in shorts and casual shirts, but the last few days it’s been those
attractive hospital nightgowns all the way. I think looking at them makes you feel sicker. He’s also attired in attractive
anti-embolism hose, which only serves to reinforce our total lack of interest in
cross-dressing.
His platelet count is very low. As in four (4) (IV) (quatre). Normally it should be between 150 and 450, so C-man is a
clear underachiever. He
received a platelet transfusion, which seemed to stop him from peeing blood. Did I mention that?
A brief digression now. I am so proud to live in a country where our blood products
are not paid for, but come from the kindness of strangers. And I’m fiercely proud that C-man
himself has been one of those kind strangers over 50 times - something you’ll probably
never hear from him. A scant three
months after trying to donate platelets and finding the problem with his
counts, he’s found himself on the flip side of that particular coin.
End of digression.
Surprisingly, after letting us plummet all day, the roller coaster ride
improved in the evening, and when I called C-man was listening to music (first
time in 2 days) and reading a book (first time in 3 or 4 days). Time to take a derivative and see if
we’ve reached the minimum for this particular parabola.
Me thinks that WIF has discovered a new talent born from bedside duty (no pun intended) A brilliant and observant sense of irony laced with a delicious side dish of humour. Keep the bon mots and the very graphic but amusing play by plays coming ... We can't wait for C-man to be up and running...well at least not fainting. That will be a fantastic day!
ReplyDeleteWell, it seems like our favourite Diva is having quite a time here. I wish you the best and hope you can count higher than four soon. Just a little hint, use the other hand and your toes. That should get you to at least 13.
ReplyDeleteWhen next time you you have a Diva moment just be glad WRKRS is not there or you might get a code Green instead of a code Blue. I think a code Green involves emergency hydration and an anti-aphid treatment but you can check with the experts there.
At WIF, I echo Aunty M's sentiments - Keep up the good work.
WRKAH